Anna Tambour presents 


The virtuous medlar circle
thoroughly bletted
The Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to
(known by cliché as 'the worst writer in the history of letters')
Announces its
launch-lunch of the Australian (and founding) branch
 and You are invited.

Sunday  *%$#st *&*! 200*       TIME:  12.00  
Place:  &%, $%#@ Avenue, **^!$ (near the *8^$#)

Cost $%#&  per Head
Cheques to be made out to 
The Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Bulwer-Lytton
This lunch is being held at the home of **&$ *(&!@  who is a wonderful  friend of all cruelly disparaged writers and their various desperate causes.  She raises funds for different issues which touch all our hearts. The lunches are accompanied by professional musicians and her friend the auctioneer always has some wonderful items for auction .
Edward Bulwer-Lytton is only one of many!
There is a desperate need for the truth to be known about the cruel slaughter of millions of beautiful, gentle authors' books - authors' books and their reputations.  Killed in a brutal way out there in the outback and rainforest, night after night - for their skins for critics to make into luxury sports goods and sneakers. The commercial industry is being assisted by Governments to open up markets here and worldwide for wretched-writer's reputation flesh which is sold in restaurants and supermarkets whilst they know full well that the writers targeted by the industry are breeding smaller and weaker books.
 Please come to support the world's most
"wretched writer"
and others of his ilk Before it is too Late!

A Quotes Quiz:
Who do these lines belong to?
"The pen is mightier than the sword."
"A good heart is better than all the heads in the world."
"In life, as in art, the beautiful moves in curves."
"There is nothing so agonizing to the fine skin of vanity as the application of a rough truth."
"A man of genius makes no mistakes; his errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery."
and can you name the novel that ends with these stirring words?
""In the present case, it is as essential to surmount a consciousness of an unreal freedom and to recognise
a dependence not perceived by our senses."
- winning entries will receive appropriate prizes at the door

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