The Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to

Bulwer-Lytton

(known by cliché as 'the worst writer in the history of letters')

 

Announces its

launch-lunch of the Australian (and founding) branch

 and You are invited.

Sunday  *%$#st *&*! 200*       TIME:  12.00  
Place:  &%, $%#@ Avenue, **^!$ (near the *8^$#)
 
Cost $%#&  per Head
 
Cheques to be made out to 

The Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Bulwer-Lytton
 

 

This lunch is being held at the home of **&$ *(&!@  who is a wonderful  friend of all cruelly disparaged writers and their various desperate causes.  She raises funds for different issues which touch all our hearts. The lunches are accompanied by professional musicians and her friend the auctioneer always has some wonderful items for auction .
 

Edward Bulwer-Lytton is only one of many!

 

There is a desperate need for the truth to be known about the cruel slaughter of millions of beautiful, gentle authors' books - authors' books and their reputations.  Killed in a brutal way out there in the outback and rainforest, night after night - for their skins for critics to make into luxury sports goods and sneakers. The commercial industry is being assisted by Governments to open up markets here and worldwide for wretched-writer's reputation flesh which is sold in restaurants and supermarkets whilst they know full well that the writers targeted by the industry are breeding smaller and weaker books.

 

 

 Please come to support the world's most

"wretched writer"

and others of his ilk Before it is too Late!